Tuesday, December 12, 2006

And the (bad) beat goes on

Since my whole summer was a bad beat, why not have it continue at the tables. My Christmas wish from any blogger willing to grant it: if you come across "25hd" on Full Tilt, STACK HIS ASS!!! Check out these hand histories. Mind you, I was running in 2nd place, 11 players left out of 45, and we were coming up on the break. And this guy started off by shoving on the first 3 hands of the tourney, so now that I've set you up...

Full Tilt Poker Game #1399624157: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (9926319), Table 2 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:54:22 ET - 2006/12/12
Seat 1: LIVE-IN-THE-MUD (3,020)
Seat 2: iamhoff (9,570)
Seat 3: Ravester (11,445)
Seat 4: tmilli8 (7,875)
Seat 5: robaine (2,335)
Seat 8: 25hd (2,225)
tmilli8 posts the small blind of 100
robaine posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iamhoff [As Kc]
25hd has 15 seconds left to act
25hd raises to 400
LIVE-IN-THE-MUD folds
iamhoff raises to 800
Ravester folds
tmilli8 folds
robaine folds
25hd raises to 2,225, and is all in
iamhoff calls 1,425
25hd shows [Jc Kh]
iamhoff shows [As Kc]
*** FLOP *** [5c 7d Ks]
*** TURN *** [5c 7d Ks] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [5c 7d Ks Jh] [4c]
25hd shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
iamhoff shows a pair of Kings
25hd wins the pot (4,750) with two pair, Kings and Jacks

Now, AK had been holding up for most players, myself included, throughtout the tourney. Figures that now it didn't. On the very next hand my two pair AJ got nuked by a set of 4s from another player who was NOT an asshole. That cost me a few chips.

So now we have the next 25hd evil hand:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1399674379: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (9926319), Table 2 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:01:55 ET - 2006/12/12
Seat 1: LIVE-IN-THE-MUD (4,500)
Seat 2: iamhoff (4,745)
Seat 3: Ravester (12,525)
Seat 4: tmilli8 (7,175)
Seat 5: robaine (3,815)
Seat 8: 25hd (3,710)
LIVE-IN-THE-MUD posts the small blind of 120
iamhoff posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iamhoff [Ah Ac]
Ravester folds
tmilli8 folds
robaine folds
25hd raises to 720
LIVE-IN-THE-MUD folds
iamhoff raises to 2,160
25hd raises to 3,600
iamhoff raises to 4,745, and is all in
25hd calls 110, and is all in
iamhoff shows [Ah Ac]
25hd shows [Qd Kc]
Uncalled bet of 1,035 returned to iamhoff
*** FLOP *** [4d 6d Jd]
*** TURN *** [4d 6d Jd] [As]
*** RIVER *** [4d 6d Jd As] [2d]
iamhoff shows three of a kind, Aces
25hd shows a flush, Queen high
25hd wins the pot (7,540) with a flush, Queen high
LIVE-IN-THE-MUD: wow

He catches a 4 outer to crack my set of aces! I'm now officially on mega-tilt, and in the SB. Watch and weep with me, my chitlins:

Full Tilt Poker Game #1399679342: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (9926319), Table 2 - 120/240 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:02:39 ET - 2006/12/12
Seat 1: LIVE-IN-THE-MUD (4,380)
Seat 2: iamhoff (1,035)
Seat 3: Ravester (12,525)
Seat 4: tmilli8 (7,175)
Seat 5: robaine (3,815)
Seat 8: 25hd (7,540)
iamhoff posts the small blind of 120
Ravester posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to iamhoff [Kh Qs]
tmilli8 folds
robaine folds
25hd has 15 seconds left to act
25hd raises to 1,440
LIVE-IN-THE-MUD folds
iamhoff calls 915, and is all in
LIVE-IN-THE-MUD: pocket AA busted on me 4 times yesterday
iamhoff: y not
Ravester folds
25hd shows [Kc Kd]
iamhoff shows [Kh Qs]
Uncalled bet of 405 returned to 25hd
*** FLOP *** [5d 3d 2d]
iamhoff: yep.
*** TURN *** [5d 3d 2d] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 3d 2d 2s] [5c]
25hd shows two pair, Kings and Fives
iamhoff shows two pair, Fives and Twos
25hd wins the pot (2,310) with two pair, Kings and Fives
iamhoff stands up

It figures. After two hard suckouts, I figured he was trying to steal the blinds. Hell, the whole table was afraid of him by this point, and I figured him for a tilt blind steal on me. Nope. This time he actually had a hand. Go figure. If you come across this fucker...kill him! Shoot him, stab him, send him a virus, at least take all his chips!

1 comment:

smokkee said...

welcome back to our world Hoff.