Monday, August 21, 2006

Is It the Troll or Is It Mr.Tang??


Well, I'm sure many of you avid readers of Hoff's blog have been wondering who is this Troll guy and when is he ever going to make a reasonable contribution to society? (Ok, if you haven't been wondering, make me feel good and Lie to me!) Anyway, I'm the Troll, a beer swilling, half-assed poker player who loves to talk trash while either taking your chips or giving you mine.


Ok good enough...now to the story ( the one i'm sure Y'all have been eagerly waiting for).

My beloved bride, my buddy Jaybo, and myself made the Kessel Run (Las Vegas) in 12 parsects this passed week. After losing the first bet of the trip ( I bet Jaybo $1 that we would arrive at the Mirage at 9:45pm, he said 9:30pm .... And yes, I was driving...shows you how smart I am!) we proceeded to get comfortable for a couple of cold rounds of Heineken Light prior to playing any cards. Following a short quest to find wifee some $5 blackjack, which we did at one of my favorite casinos - The Barbary Coast, Jaybo and I proceeded to the Flamingo for a game of suck-outs and bad beats. ( That would be Jaybo's name for the cashgame 2-4 Limit Holdem') After playing for maybe an hour..or two or possibly three.. A little Asian gentleman sat down in the dealer's seat and proceeded to deal the fastest first round of Holdem' I have ever seen. The whole table was up in arms, and Mr.Tang as his name tag read seemed to take offense to something I had uttered cause every round after that he would rudely interupt what ever conversation I was trying to have with my opponents, by saying "....the actions on you boss..."

But, the best was yet to come, there was this young dude, we will call him donkey-boy sitting in seat 10 and he is playing an aggressive style of donkey poker that finally hits. There is an open ended straight draw on the board 8 - J, and this lucky bastard is playing a Q-X offsuit and hits the high end of the draw. Two other people are in the pot ( Yours truely not being one of them) and they both flip over their 7-X hole cards. Well donkey-boy is so excited he flips over his Queen. And proceeded to inquire about the pot, Mr. Tang, with a straight face, looks at him and says..." That card no good..." Donkey-boy becomes incensed, i'm confused...I am wondering why in the hell is his card no good??? then Donkey-boy angerily flips his second X card at which time Mr. Tang says " now...your cards are good..." and shoves the pot over. So the morals of the story are A) Never go to the Las Vegas, Flamingo and anger Mr. Tang if you intend to have drunken- social poker and B) Always flip over both of your cards when you win a pot.

Well, thats it for now...if you actually read this to the end, Thanks for weathering through, if not maybe next time.

6 comments:

iamhoff said...

Action's on you, boss

River Driver said...

I always thought Tang was something you drank...

iamhoff said...

ewwwwww

DrChako said...

Don't mess with the Tangman.

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