Sunday, January 08, 2006

I'm on the Highway to Hell!

Apparently I'm an evil bastard (all that gambling and farting porn!), and I'm going to the second level of hell, according to the Dante's Inferno theory of going to hell and stuff. I'm apparently checked in for the Greyhound ride to the eighth level of hell, too. Still, I think I'll stay at the 2nd level. According to the brochure (lol), Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are there! Woo hoo! Chicks! Now that's what I'm talking about! Anyway, check it out...the post title has the hyperlink to the test. Maybe I'll see you somewhere down there!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test


River Driver said...

I, too, ended up in the second level of hell. Ross, on the other hand, ended up in Purgatory. What did I do to deserve him? I think those years as an undergrad must have caused me some problems...

Wes said...

Level 5 for me. What are you a saint?

iamhoff said...

I'm not ranked high on Level 5 because I'm not wrathful and gloomy. I'm a pretty happy person, so my keys are Level 2 and Level 8, lust, fraud, maliciousness, and all the fun vices! Given these, it makes sense that I'm too happy to rate high on the gloomy Level 5!